Jan 03 2008
The Bachelorette Party!!!
Jess elected to have a very small bachelorette party. It was all about being able to hang out with a few friends. She even once mentioned at one time just having her, Al and me go out to dinner and some drinks.
Um… NO.
I really wanted her to have some crazy fun before she got married. A way for me to show her how much fun she is supposedly going to miss when she got married. Guess what Jess… I will still make you do this even if you ARE married.
Denise went early to the restaurant to set up our cute table. She had bought some beads for all of us to wear and some decor for the table. She did a great job. Thanks Denise!
Al and I went and picked Jess up from getting a pedicure. What a whore Lucky girl! Her toes looked cute. We then went to Cafe Sabor for some yummy dinner.
At Cafe Sabor we had Jess put on this wedding veil I had made for her for the occasion. I really wanted everyone to KNOW why we were out. We then had a few cocktails and dinner. Our waitress put up with a lot and I would like to take this time to thank her. Cafe Sabor gets 12 thumbs up!
***We tried to get reservations at Blackstone to give them another chance. They couldn’t “accommodate” us. What restaurant that takes reservations cannot put in a reservation for 6 at 6:30? Yeah…They just ruined their chance at EVER getting a good review from our blog. Their last review from us sucked.***
Off we then went to the White Owl. This is when things got funny. Al and I had hit our local “naughty” store, The Persian Peacock, earlier that day. I really wanted to buy her something really naughty, but I totally resisted. Al bought her some penis straws and a penis sucker.
The penis straws were a hit. You will be able to tell by the pictures.
We also played a fun game called Dirty Mind. All the clues sound really naughty, but the answers are totally innocent. You should play it if you ever have the chance.
Thank you Denise, Nat, Nan, and Al for coming out and playing with me and Jess!
***You can see the penis straws were a hit***
The Court Jester buy
***Al, Bridge & Jess***
***Jess & Nat***
***A really good picture of Jess taking a drink!***
***Al & Nan***
***Bridge, Denise & Jess***
***My favorite picture of Jess. Notice the cigarette in hand and the penis straw behind her ear? LOL***
***Bridge & Denise***
***Jess and Nat, and that is NOT me grabbing Jess***
***Al & Nan***
***Another blackmail picture of Jess***
***Nan & Bridge… I look like a DORK!***
Stumble it!
Looks like y’all had fun.
And?
Blackstone sucks.
P.S.
Maybe they hired Judy to manage the place.
Suddenly it all makes sense…
Too Much!!! Looks like ya all had fun and hangovers the next day. I love the pictures nothing like a bunch of girls being silly. Congrats to Jess you look fabulous in the pic on the banner. I love weddings!
Really is it a party unless penis straws are involved?
You all looked like you had way too much fun and I am bummed that I missed it…not that I was invited but if I was there I would have brought gummi penis candies!!
I just want to take this opportunity to humbly thank you for inviting me to this special event. Although Jess and I are not extremely close, I felt honored to get to spend time with all of you. Natalie WAS NOT enjoying the penis straws as much as we were. Thank you Denise & Bridge for doing such a wonderful job planning and decorating. I’m appreciative that you didn’t post the REALLY embarrassing pictures! Jess~you are very beautiful and I hope we were able to make this memorable for you!
Looks like you guys just rocked the place. I am so happy for you. Al, Bridge and everyone that mad Jess’s day before getting hitched. GOOD JOB
OMG ROFL…so damn funny!
thanks to bridge and denise for making the event happen.
thanks to al for flying up from NM to be with me!!
thanks to nat for drinking with us like a rockstar.
thanks to nancie for putting up with my smoking.
thanks to shane who bought our ENTIRE table a round of drinks (that was so damn nice!!).
and thanks to everyone for your kind words.
and thanks to bridge for posting these pictures and ruining my political aspirations. i’ll REALLY never be able to run for office now. LOL.
I do what I can…
HAHAHA.
oh and a big PS here - jess would NEVER drink beer out of a straw on a regular basis. seriously.
oohhh… I want to get me some penis straws
It looks as if the party was a sucess.
jess ~ F!!!! i missed your pedicure because i am a dumb ass and i missed your reception because of the stinking weather…. caught in a blizzard in utah county of all places!!!! you looked beautiful ['specially with the double penis straw 'stash] ~ can’t wait to see the wedding photos, tell paul congrats and i will buy you a cocktail to celebrate. looked like a great party, nice beads [june cleaver would be proud]! i do not, however, see any photos of the penis sucker [no pun intended...]
bridge~ glad to see your eyes have returned to normal
Man, this is HILARIOUS!!! But, not quite as hilarious as the actual night. I had an abosolutely fabulous time and would like to thank Denise for doing such a kick ass job on both the wedding and the bachelorette party.
I can’t wait to get the rest of the pics via email (hint, hint!) but am still laughing about the whole night.
I also want to point out that I wanted to purchase an ‘average-sized’ penis candle to sit in the middle of the table at the bar but Bridge talked me out of it… I still lament that decision.
Awesome blackmail pics of all of us and GREAT JOB ON THE BANNER.
I love the penis-straw-behind-the-ear……..you can tell that Jess means bizzzzness.