See Hear Speak No Evil

Apr 01 2009

in other news…

Published by jess at 11:40 am under jess

i just got off the phone with ryan seacrest. he wants me to fly to LA to test as his replacement for america’s top 40. turns out he heard me on the For the People a few months ago and he’s in love with my on-air personality.

exciting, right?

i also won the lottery last night.

this week just keeps getting better. i knew that living right and making good choices would eventually pay off. The Crew release

Stumble it!

6 Responses to “in other news…”

# Aaronon 01 Apr 2009 at 11:49 am

It’s April, but I’m not a complete fool.
# Nanon 01 Apr 2009 at 12:01 pm

You had me until winning the lottery. You SOOOO wouldn’t be at work today!
# Stacey Ion 01 Apr 2009 at 5:39 pm

HA! HA! oh, Jess.. you’re such kidder! Ryan SeaCrest? the man who knows nothing of the interest’s of politics.. And only cares about himself. HA! why not Bill O’riley or Hanity and combs? Now that I would have bought hook line and sinker! ;-0

Congrats on winning the lottery! Man! some people have all the luck! .. hee. hee.
# Mike Golchon 01 Apr 2009 at 8:54 pm

I just won the Prince Charming award,and you did not! So there!
# The Over-Thinkeron 03 Apr 2009 at 6:14 pm

You sonofabitch.
Here I am reading this late, totally not realizing the date you posted this, and I totally SCREAMED. SERIOUSLY SCREAMED OUT LOUD when I read the first goddamn paragraph.
Now, I must leave this post and go plot my revenge.

You=Devil-Woman

P.S. Come stand next to me; I’ll make you feel smart
# friyeton 21 Apr 2009 at 6:04 pm

hey overthinker, i did the same thing, well i didn’t scream out loud, but i didn’t realize this post was 20 days old and total bullshit… thanks jess for the total bullshit ~ uh, if you really did win the lotery please disregard the comment about your good luck being total bullshit….! in that case you are my bff!