See Hear Speak No Evil

Rob Miller from the Utah Amicus wrote a funny article about the Cache Valley Illuminati. You can go to the post and see a fun picture of Jess and I.

CLICK HERE!

yeah, so bridge’s computer is on the fritz, right? so she composes this post IN FREAKING INSTANT MESSENGER and asks me to post it.

so i am.

Brigitte says:
Ever want to meet a member of the Cache Valley Illuminati? TODAY IS THE DAY! Just come down to Macey’s in Providence between 4 and 6 pm today for your chance. I will even sign autographs. Jess will also sign them while she is there. We even might get Tyler to sign a few.

Brigitte says:
Alright, I’ll get serious. I need your help. Today I will be at Macey’s between 4 and 6 pm to help get food for our local food bank. A group of us from the Cache Valley Illuminati will be there to collect the food near the door. Tyler Riggs from KVNU For the People, and also an Illuminati member, will be broadcasting his show live from Macey’s. I may even get on to say a few words. I may have to

Brigitte says:
WHAT: Cache Valley Illuminati food drive
WHERE: Macey’s in Providence, Utah
WHEN: Friday, Dec. 5 from 4-6 pm
WHY: Because you love me, or you care about other human beings, or you are on Santa’s naughty list and need to redeem yourself. You really don’t need a reason. Just come!

listen homies, this is for a good cause. we’ll be wearing santa hats and reindeer horns (hopefully) and asking people to donate a can of food. you can afford a can of food. and you can eat at macey’s deli. it rocks.

see you there!

last week, we had a little contest to drum up some major excitement for “quantum of solace,” the new james bond movie (which i have NOT seen yet, btw…).

we had tons of really good entries. thank goodness we used a random number generator to pick the winner. i tried to do a screenshot, but i’m having technical difficulties, and i really need to get this post up for this damn post every day in november idea that someone cooked up so you’re just gonna have to take me on my word that

TIM

is the winner.

congrats, tim! i loved your names for us:

jess: finga likka

bridge: ida hump

al: al fruntaback

those are great bond girl names. now if you’ll excuse me, i’ve got to go write a letter to ian fleming. i wanna be in his next book.

AND tim…email me or bridge (triplej2676 AT yahoo DOT com or bestmonkeyfriends AT yahoo DOT com) with your mailing address so we can mail your prize!!! congrats.

We won an award for “being three ladies who can share a blog without fighting over it.”

Luckily it is true.

I still occasionally want to slap Jess and Al around just because they would still love me after, but they have SO MUCH DIRT ON ME that I have to be nice. I could kick myself now for all the stupid stuff I did growing up, and continue to do on a weekly basis.

Thank you Hillary for giving us this award!

Now… I need to give this award out as well. It’s only fair and many of you deserve this.

The Over-Thinker… You would think that after Hillary’s post the Over-Thinker would get the clue. WRITE A POST ALREADY OT!!! I miss reading your blog. It is FUNNY.

Looney Tunes… Loralee is a real life friend and writes about her life. She just wrote a post about her breast implants and how her Doc said the surgeon did a good job. Who doesn’t like hearing about breasts? Post some pics Loralee! HEHE.

No Measurements… Yeah, this is Jess’s blog. I honestly can’t read her blog without becoming hungry. Just thinking about her blog makes me hungry too. GRRRR. /goes to kitchen and gets snack… Anyways, you should go read her recipies and you will know what I mean. Get some pictures up there Jess!

Queenies Place… GREAT diet and exercise advice. Plus she is lucky and lives in Florida. This should make me hate her, but I love reading what she writes.

you won’t believe this, but JEFF BLOGGED.

go. say hi.

if you went to sky view high, you’d reply with a “the bobcats rock the house!” but today that ain’t the right answer. today, i’m telling you just how much we here at SHSNE kick ass.

normally, i wouldn’t say publicly how much i think we kick ass - well, wait, i might… but we were nominated for a kick ass blogger award by one of the coolest cats on the interwebz, grandy. if i could give this award BACK to her, i would. here’s what she said about us:

my b!tches over there ROCK!

somehow, grandy has come to conclusion that using strategically-placed punctuation means she’s not really swearing. LOL - whatever! i love it!

so. now, we have to nominate 5 bloggers out there who kick ass. it’s called paying it forward. here are the rules and i hope i don’t screw this up…(and my big fat cat just stepped all over my keyboard. and she thinks she is going to sit here…she’s in for a reality check…)

***Choose 5 bloggers that you feel are “Kick Ass Bloggers”
***Let ‘em know in your post or via email, twitter or blog comments that they’ve received an award
***Share the love and link back to both the person who awarded you and back to Mamma Dawg
***Hop on back to the Kick Ass Blogger Club HQ to sign Mr. Linky then pass it on!

so, here they are…in no particular order. FIVE kick ass blogs you should CHECK OUT TODAY.

1. peas and love for us - authored by a close pal of bridgy’s. she takes great photos and blogs about family life.
2. buddy the dog - dude kicks so much ass it’s not even funny. never mind that HE NEVER EVER POSTS. maybe this award will inspire him.
3. scrappy pants - fellow for the people contributor and former SVHS (holla!) attendee. she’s a democrat living in a republican state. she’s surrounded by testosterone and she’s awesome.
4. cynical bastard - i do NOT need to toss any love jay’s way, b/c he already has 3.2 million readers - and that’s per hour! but he’s hilarious! i read his blog as often as possible - and al is a regular reader. i don’t know how she found him, but i thank my lucky stars every day that she did.

oh crap. only room for one more. i really want to give this last spot to about 117 of you.

5. the over thinker. we all love this girl. she’s uber hilarious and she has REALLY cool glasses. even when she doesn’t post, her comments she leaves absolutely slay me. and they’re total deadpan. in type - which is really hard to do.

what the hell are you still doing here? GO READ SOME KICK ASS BLOGS!!! and tell them the b!tches at SHSNE sent you.

that’s right, folks, it’s another TIME WARP! are you prepared to be transported waay back to 1990. your unofficial host for this post (and yes, i’m rhyming and stealing again…**bonus points if you can name the band that rhymes and steals** ((and holy shit, that will be a future TIME WARP)) ) {way too many damn parentheses there…sorry}.

let me start over. your unofficial host for this post is doug, who is moving yet again. he’s hilarious and he’s canadian. and he LOVES THIS SONG probably more than i do.

it’s the weekend time warp, y’all.