i’ve been collecting our keyword analysis stats for the last week or so. it’s always really interesting (to me, at least) to find out how people got to our blog. now, keep in mind that i work in sales and marketing to pay my electric bill and put food on the table, so that is a major part of my psyche and what drives the obsession with the stats. i’ve collected some of my favorite search terms (which were copied and pasted, by the way…i have NOT edited them) and added my own commentary. i did this way back in june, too, if you’re interested…
mucinex dm trip the most FRIGHTENING thing about this one is that it shows up on a regular basis. someone googles it almost EVERY SINGLE day. when you google it, our blog shows up as the fifth hit. now that i’ve written about it yet again, it’ll probably drive up the rankings even more. kids, i urge you, if you have a MODICUM of common sense, you WILL NOT ABUSE over-the-counter drugs, whether it’s mucinex dm or robitussin or anything else.
buddythedog yeah, this is our friend’s blog. click hereto get there. he’s happy and scrappy, but he’s NOT the son of god. and jefe, i’ll get around to your seven things sometime this week. thanks for the tag, homie!!
evil female name are you talking to me? or to bridge? because jessica is a rather normal name, while bridge is less so, and i don’t know any other females named al. whatever. i hope your search was fruitful. come back and let us know what you found! please!
may i speak to hanna montana . com ok, this freaks me out. first of all, that a hannah montana search would lead one here to SHSNE. second, the search “may i speak to hanna montana . com” wtf is THAT? is there some cool website out there where i can talk to miley cyrus via instant messenger? why did NO ONE tell me this???
mountain dew rehab this one is ALL MY FAULT. while bridge will indulge in an occasional toe dip into the great green goodness, i drink a full 44 oz. or more of diet mountain dew during the business week. it’s less on weekends. really! i promise! i know i have a problem, but i can’t help it. I LOVE YOU DIET MOUNTAIN DEW…i’d marry it if i could.
everclear safe to drink ok, first of all, you must be 21 to google that, right? and if you aren’t, well then you NEED TO BE 21 to view this site, ok? STOP READING if you aren’t 21 and i’ll answer this question: yes, everclear is safe to drink. i highly advise you mix it in with something else (try nat’s jungle juice!!) and we, the editorial staff here at SHSNE are in no way, shape or form responsible for what happens AFTER you drink the everclear. if you choose to drink it straight up, you are a fucking idiot you’ll need a chaser.
green jello with carrots only in utah. or in idaho now. speaking of idaho, i had a great idea at dinner last night. turns out that in some of the pacific island countries, they have an island that is JUST for goats. no natural predators, an abundance of grass and no need for fences or shepards. i think that idaho should be the United States’ Goat Island. or wyoming. my apologies if you live in one of those two states, but i don’t want to move, so that means utah is out. if you have a better state in mind (south dakota was in the running for a while), leave a comment.
i hate santa why you gots to be a hater? and i can’t figure out how that got you here, but whatever. i hope you get a lump of coal and a nasty case of chlamydia.
funny pretend stories about bridges i assure you they are HILARIOUS, and none of them are pretend. except for that one about the billy goats. bridge says that NEVER HAPPENED.
i hate you quotes our blog is filled with hate. i hope there is some stupid NaBloMe month for february that is filled with a challenge for “29 days of posting about nothing but love, flowers, the color pink, and ponies.” somebody KILL ME NOW.
utah buy liquor on sunday nope, you can’t. and it turns out, we’re not that different from plenty of other places in the united states. it’s a dumb law, but i don’t mess around…i plan accordingly and it’s never been a problem. plus, i live about ten minutes from the idaho border, where you CAN buy beer on sunday.
suck it rocky anderson my bad. i named a post that. and then someone googled it. that makes me laugh.
is it ok to urinate in the shower since you asked, i am going to say, no, it’s not ok. but you’ll still do it anyway, just like everyone else. use soap afterward, ok? this is TOTALLY al’s fault, because she wrote about it last spring.
sarcastic hateful quotes for love please. i can’t take any more hate. bring on the sarcasm, but check your hate at the post office. or at the liquor store on sunday.
xmas shopping is full of evil people you’re telling me! i went to wal*mart yesterday and i honestly wasn’t sure i was going to make it out alive!!!
have to drive to alabama to buy beer this is the fourth hit on google. i never fail to be amazed at what people will google.
most evil toys of 2007 hello! the SHSNE action figures, never coming to a store near YOU!
for those of you who keep stats, what are some of YOUR best search terms? are you willing to share them with us?
now get off your ass and take your toys for tots over to your local albertson’s. and see if 
