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Jan 29 2009

Save a Fortune Now, Pay a Mega-Fortune Later…

Published by Bridge under kids

As many of you know, my niece and nephew both have Rigid Spine Muscular Dystrophy. One of the problems with this, and there are many I assure you, is the lack of muscle development. This lack also affects their lungs. That is why I had all of you help purchase the Cough Assist machine for them last year. It usually helps them stay out of the hospital. Unfortunately my niece is currently in ICU at Primary Children’s Hospital in SLC.

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Our healthcare system in the U.S. is pretty much crap. Not even pretty much, it is just crap. Our doctors and nurses are awesome. Our insurance… NOT awesome.

I am extremely sad that my sister-in-law and brother-in-law will probably become bankrupt soon because of medical bills. My niece and nephew qualify for a Medicaid waiver allowing them to be on Medicaid, and it allows their parents to still work. Unfortunately there are only so many of these waivers in the State of Utah. Basically other kids need to die in order for my niece and nephew to get them. Otherwise my sister-in-law and brother-in-law need to spend all of their money, and quit their jobs to get the same medical care. LAME. LAME. LAME.

Did I mention LAME?

If you know anyone that can help with this please let me know. We have written letters to our local and state government trying to get additional Medicaid waivers approved. Instead we hear they are going to cut them. What? They would rather have people live on welfare and receive Medicaid than have working/contributing members of society work and pay taxes.

HMMMM.

I should mention these Medicaid wavers are given to children with disabilities. They were designed to help these children live the best life they can.

This is a message my sister-in-law Jasmine wrote today on her facebook account. I want to share it all with you.

The US health care system is one bandaid fix, upon another bandaid fix, upon another. The doctors are as good as anywhere else, the staff are trained and the floors are clean - and yet as a country, the United States is ranked #37 as a health system by the World Health Organization.

This is because actually accessing care is impossible for tens of millions - even those that have health insurance, because they simply cannot afford to pay the bill.

The United States spends nearly $7000 per capita each year on health care - the highest in the world - and yet it is estimated that 18,000 people die needlessly each year, simply because they are uninsured or underinsured.

Phoenix’s intensive care doctor was sickened to receive her into intensive care yesterday. She was sickened because Phoenix could have had an RSV vaccination two months ago, but because of the highly inflated cost of $3,300 for three needles, we had to literally turn the delivery man away at the door. This was a very difficult decision for us to make and it ate away at me for weeks because Isis nearly died from RSV at Phoenix’s age, as many of you remember. Earlier that morning, Phoenix’s doctor had admitted a young mexican boy who had become blind from an untreated tumor - this tumor was untreated for the exact reason that Phoenix didn’t get her RSV shots - the cost.

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Australia spends just over $3000 per capita and every person has access to care. The current Australian system, known as Medicare, coexists with a private health system. Medicare is funded partly by a 1.5% income tax levy (with exceptions for low-income earners), but mostly out of general revenue. An additional levy of 1% is imposed on high-income earners without private health insurance. As well as Medicare, there is a separate Pharmaceutical Benefits Scheme that heavily subsidises prescription medications. Doctors still make great incomes and the public hardly notices the tax.

As my sister put it last night sitting by Phoenix’s bed, “In Australia, we all take care of each other”. I hope to be able to sit by my children’s hospital beds in the future and be able to focus all my worry and attention upon my sick child living and recovering, rather than how on earth we are going to pay for it.

I hope for the day where we all take care of each other here too.

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Jan 20 2009

don't check your manners at security

Published by jess under jess

what is it about traveling that turns people into complete assholes? do they just check their manners at the metal detector when they come through security? sidebar: in the black diamond line (a line for expert travelers), a dude behind me didn’t take his laptop out of his bag for the x-ray machine. black diamond my ass. this guy hasn’t been anywhere on business in the last 5 years, apparently…

today, i flew from SLC to minneapolis to bismarck, ND. the first leg of the flight was on a lovely CRJ. are you familiar with the CRJ? this cute little (emphasis on little) plane is a favorite in the delta family. i’m quite certain delta is greek for cattle transport. because they stuff you into a teeny little plane with one bathroom (more on bathrooms later…) and give you a little cup of soda. quality service there.

it all started at the airport in SLC. i got to the terminal with my cup of starbucks chai (oh mah hell i love this stuff) and found a PRIME seat in front of the flat panel tv with cnn’s coverage of the inauguration parade. i <3 that black caddy obama rode in and i want one just like it for myself. sitting next to me is an iPod. not attached to a person, just the iPod. turns out mr. (coulda been a ms., i never saw any organs that would lead me to believe the iPod was male or female) iPod really wanted to watch the inaugural parade, too. next to mr. iPod was jackass iPod owner...a giant douchebag who just wanted to spread out all over the terminal and hog the best tv seats at the gate.

oh? and the ladies sitting behind me? you really don't know what the secret service is or what they do? you've got to be kidding me, right? these girls were the same age as me or older...and they had NO idea who the "men in suits" were. i wanted to bitch slap them both.

i wait until last call to board because i want to watch cnn and i know i'm just going to go and cram myself into a tiny seat anyway. as i enter the plane, i realize this isn't a typical CRJ. first of all, it has a small first class section. i'm seated in seat 5B, which is kind of a weird seat, because there is no seat in front of it...and no wall or anything. the tray was in my arm rest. well, i get up to my seat and someone is sitting in it. not just someone - a rather large latina gal, yammering away on her cheap ass t-mobile cell phone. to make matters worse, she has a giant box sitting in the seat next to her. has this girl never flown anywhere? (all items must be properly stowed...blah blah blah...) i tell her she's in my seat and she says, "5A?" and points at the window seat. i'm like, "no...you are in my seat." no way in HELL am i sitting by the window with this girl cramming me in... so she moves over and her coat is still hanging on the back of my seat. i gesture at it and she says something in espanol on the phone and grabs her coat. the man in front of her offers to take her giant box (it was a mattress pad - memory foam or something) and have the stewardess put it away. she is talking on the phone the WHOLE time. even after they tell you to put your electronic devices away, she hides her phone from the stewardess and keeps talking. more on her later. OH YES, there is MORE.

so i'm sitting in this weird seat. i have NO seat pocket. no sky mall magazine. no delta in-flight magazine. NO BARF BAG. and no where to stash gum wrappers and other stuff. this is truly in-flight hell. the good thing is i have a buttload of leg room...and i have really long legs. so it's super nice to have the extra leg room. it's NOT super nice to have nowhere to stash my purse. booo...

the dude sitting in front of ms. latina keeps having these little mini mal seizures. i can't decide if he's laughing, sleeping, what. it's weird.

the dude sitting in front of me to my right has removed his shoes and has propped them between the two first class seats in front of him. two OCCUPIED first class seats. he's listening to his iPod and drinking illegal amounts of coca-cola.

the dude to my right? seems normal. he's nicely dressed and he'd really like to take a nap. just when he FINALLY falls asleep, a gal from first class comes back to talk to her friend...who is seated next to mr. dreamland near the window. she talks OVER him, while he is sleeping and they totally wake him up! they continue to talk in heavily accented english, using gestures and EVERYTHING...while this poor dude gives them the stink eye on stealth mode. i couldn't believe how RUDE it was!! homie was sleeping! and these crazy bitches woke him up so they could talk about some lame ass book one of them was reading??

the man in the very back of first class drank about 4 glasses of wine. i'm not kidding. he got up to pee about 9 times. i don't know if that was a result of the wine or his prostate. perhaps it was a combination. the man next to him appeared to have OCD, as he would cover his seat with a blanket before he would sit on it. i gotta tell ya, the only thing worse than having to poop on an airplane is having to go INTO the airplane bathroom after someone has pooped. nasty!!

so, back to ms. latina. she has a slightly larger than life-size baby doll stuffed into her purse. it's ugly as hell and it appears to be looking at me for the entire flight. i can't figure out why she's carrying this doll around. then i catch a glimpse of some photos she has on her phone, and they are OF THIS DOLL sleeping in a crib like a real baby. i'm totally freaked out by her now. after we got up to cruising altitude, she asked me if i had to pee. SHE USED THOSE WORDS. who does that??? WHO???!?!?

so the flight attendants come around and give us a round of drinks, a bag of peanuts and a package of cookies. ms. latina eats all the peanuts, the cookies and her drink. then she gets a sprite out of her bag and a giant container of spanish rice with some kind of shrimp or sausage in it. it stunk up the whole plane. i wanted to gag. she ate so much food. did i mention she smelled like some weird ass perfume?

finally, we're getting ready to land...and that's a good thing because i've had enough of the people i'm surrounded by. did i mention the flight attendants stepped on my feet at least 3 times? oh, i didn't? well they did. NOT awesome. did i also mention that when the flight attendants were cleaning up the beverage service that i watched one stuff her face with 3 bags of peanuts and at least one bag of cookies? so, we're making our descent and the flight attendant says to turn off our "approved electronic devices" and i think to myself, "approved?? does that mean if i'm using an UNapproved electronic device (what the hell is that, anyway??) that i can leave it on??"

we have barely bounced off the tarmac and ms. latina is cranking up her cell phone. and she's all in a hurry to get off the plane...trying to sneak ahead of the first classers even.

i manage to get off the plane without killing anyone. i make my way to a restaurant where i have some food...it turns out that my extreme bitchiness was due to insane hunger. the flight to bismarck was nowhere NEAR as annoying...The Perfect Man ipod The Last Legion film Fast Lane movie full

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Jan 17 2009

flaunted

Published by jess under jess

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flaunted: a word that earned us a bingo in scrabble last night. and 63 points. for the win!!

scrabble? scrabble, you say?

last night, we (i’ll explain “we” later…there is no frog in my pocket) had the opportunity to play in the scrabble scramble, a fundraising event for bridgerland literacy. apparently some people don’t know how to read and it costs money to teach them how.

the we: cache valley illuminati. originally, bridge, loralee, jess and i were all going to play - but then jess said we only needed 2 people and 1 scorekeeper. however, the rules on the bridgerland literacy website were different - and there were fields for FOUR names on the registration form. bridge decided to go on vacation instead of spelling words like “queers,” “quiz,” “jaw,” and “ose.” so, jess brought a friend (a friend who is a scrabble master, btw) to keep score. of course, when i arrive at the scramble to check in, they tell me we only need three people. (jess was soooo right…)

at this point, i haven’t heard from loralee, so i secretly hope she’s forgotten or can’t come, because now we have too many people… a bit after 7, i realize she’s not coming…which ended up working well as we had the correct number of people.

for the first game, we sit at a table with two lovely women. they were a bit deceiving, however… they had MAD scrabble skills. i think they played all week practicing. the deceit started when the older woman said she didn’t want to play in the lightning round. she then proceeded to kick our butts with words like “wye,” which is an actual word. we asked her what it meant and she said, “it’s the letter Y.” we laughed, thinking that was just hilarious. turns out, that is exactly what it is. i shake my fist in the general direction of the official scrabble dictionary.

well, after they kicked our trash we had to move tables. this is when i realized we’d be playing against some salt lake tribune staffers. dread set in - we had already lost the first round and i didn’t really want to lose again. i’m very competitive. journalists are word masters - words are their craft. and what is at the heart of scrabble? WORDS.

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we sat down to play…and it wasn’t immediately obvious, but our teams were fairly well matched. they snuck the word “zoot” past us, but we didn’t really feel like challenging it. they did challenge the word “ose” but i knew that was a word and we won that challenge. the best part was when jess The Zombies ipod Monster House move (not me) came up with the word “flaunted,” which ultimately won us the second round.

in the end, we didn’t win anything. but we had a great night, met some neat people and it was all for a good cause.

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Jan 15 2009

Happy Birthday Natalie!

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Today my daughter Natalie turns 7. Wow I am getting old. We’ve had the friend birthday party already, and the birthday dinner. Now I am off to take Natalie to Las Vegas for some nice warmer weather.

Happy Birthday Nat Nat! I love you.

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Jan 13 2009

Bridge&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;#039;s resolutions from last year and the results…

Published by Bridge under bridge

Last year I made resolutions… let’s see how I did.

1. Drink more water. I hear it is healthy for you. Have you heard this too? Apparently 64 oz is a good amount to drink. Did you know that if you drink 64 oz of water in a day you will pee 64 oz of water that night? Yep. All night long. (TOTALLY DID NOT ACCOMPLISH THIS GOAL. IF IT WOULD HAVE BEEN DRINK MORE BEER I WOULD HAVE TOTALLY ACCOMPLISHED IT.)

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2. Drink less alcohol. My body needs this. Actually my liver needs this. So do my thighs. Anheuser-Busch on the other hand does not want this. Those cute Dalmatian dogs riding around with firemen actually make me salivate for Bud Light just like Pavlov’s dogs did when he rang the bell. You didn’t know they were conditioning you did you? Yep. Not to mention that those commercials can actually make me cry. I cry harder when I realize there is no beer in the fridge. (DID YOU READ MY ANSWER TO #1? DID NOT ACCOMPLISH THIS ONE AS WELL.)

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3. Lose 10% of my body weight. This is within my grasp, and a great idea. I know I will feel better if I do this too. Let’s be honest though. I really want to lose 20%. Think if I cut off a leg I can reach this goal quicker? (THANKS TO GOAL #1 AND #2 THIS ONE WASN’T MADE EITHER.)

4. Exercise. This is an eight letter word in my house. Two four letter words put together. Bad. Unfortunately I know I am going to have to do this if I want to accomplish resolution #3. I should mention that my husband loves to exercise. He doesn’t get the concept that exercise isn’t fun. (I ACTUALLY DID THIS ONE BETTER THAN I THOUGHT I DID. I EVEN RAN 2/3’S OF A 5K. I KNOW I COULD HAVE DONE MORE, BUT I DID SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE YEAR BEFORE THAT.)

5. Eat less dairy. Thanks to my French heritage I am not calcium deficient. I could honestly put cheese on everything. Jess thinks I could put ranch dressing on everything, but could I put ranch on cheese? Maybe. Never mind… I know I totally could. I would eat it in front of Jess too. A beer would wash it down just great. Imagine that. (HMMMM. I HAVE EATEN LESS DAIRY, BUT ONLY BECAUSE I FILLED MYSELF UP ON BEER INSTEAD.)

6. Clean out and organize my kitchen. I wouldn’t have to do this if I didn’t watch HGTV. Every time I put that station on it makes me want to redecorate my house and organize. I think they are programming me. Must go buy storage containers at Lowes… Biltmore Estate… America’s largest house… supplied by Lowes… see? (DID THIS TWICE ACTUALLY. EVEN DID MY KIDS BATHROOM. NEED TO DO IT AGAIN.)

7. Create an advertising campaign for my business for the entire year. My head honestly hurts just thinking about it. (NOPE. I AM CLOSING MY BUSINESS THIS MONTH AS WELL. LOOKING FOR A JOB.)
8. Go get the pedicure that Jess got me for Christmas. I really want to. I just need to make the time. (EASY. TOTALLY DID THIS A FEW WEEKS LATER.)

9. Use my Arbonne skin care products twice a day to make my skin look beautiful. My sister-in-law bought me this cute set for Christmas and I love it so far. If anyone wants to order the same I can hook you up. I am basically tired of not looking how I would like to look. I really need to take care of me. This is just one small step in my entire plan for 2008. (NEED TO ORDER SOME MORE, BUT YES I DID THIS.)

10. Plan a trip to Europe with Al and actually go. My husband told me I can go, but to make it possible. Any ideas? We still have to decide where to go. All those possibilities. Any suggestions? (YEAH, I TOTALLY DID THIS ONE. WOO HOO!)The Blue Butterfly full movie

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Jan 11 2009

have you ever?

Published by jess under jess

and now, from the halls of grandy… a quick little meme of sorts… i thought it was cute. and i wanted to say “annals of grandy” but thought that sounded gross. just a little insight into my mind for you there…

1. Have you ever been on TV?
i do not think so, but i’m not sure.

2. Have you ever sung in public?
unfortunately, yes. i was in musicals in high school. i’ve sang in church. and hello? rock band! it rules!

3. Have you ever dyed your hair blond?
who, me? dye my hair? is this a trick question?

4. Have you ever eaten frogs’ legs?
no. why would i do that?

5. Have you ever received a present that you really hated?
yes. my ex-husband once gave me a three pack of scrunchies (in his defense, they WERE cute) when i had just cut my hair really short. how the hell would i use these scrunchies? i hated that gift - i thought it was completely thoughtless.

6. Have you ever walked into a lamp post?
i am probably one of the clumsiest people ON EARTH. grace has NEVER been my middle name.

7. Have you ever cooked a meal by yourself for more than 15 people?
of course i have.

8. Have you ever fallen or stumbled in front of others?
refer to question 6. one time, i was walking down the stairs out of old main on the USU campus after a class. as i descended the staircase, my ankle rolled and i fell down. i was pretty lucky, because i did have a firm grip on the railing. there was a guy behind me (totally hot, btw) and he said, “oh my gosh! are you hurt?” and i said, “nope. just my pride,” and i laughed it off (and effing A did my ankle hurt like hell). he laughed too and i hoped he’d offer to carry me, but he never did. sad sad day for me.

9. Have you ever done volunteer work?
yes, i have. i wish i could do more.

i’m not tagging anyone. if you want to copy/paste, please do. just let me know so i can come and read your list.

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Jan 09 2009

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