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Jun 27 2008

a reason to party - even if it's with yourself

Published by jess under jess

over the past 12-18 months, i’ve really fallen in love with the mojito. it’s just that delicious. i’ve experimented with the recipe and i’ve finally settled on one that’s fabulous enough to share - and it deserves its own post. so…this recipe makes mojitos for a crowd. if you want to make a single mojito, a glass at a time, the best recipe is on the bacardi Godzilla vs. Ghidorah the Three Headed Monster trailer Doubt psp website (must be 21 to enter - LOL), but this is seriously the best way to make them…

jessie’s mojitos for a crowd

1 12-oz can frozen limeade
2 cups sugar
4 cups water

mix this together until the sugar dissolves, pour into a 1-gallon freezer bag. freeze overnight. (you don’t have to freeze this in advance if you don’t have time, but you won’t need to add ice to serve if you do it this way…)

you’ll also need:

1-2 bunches of fresh mint (don’t skip this ingredient - it’s a critical part of the mojito)
6 limes (or more if you want more)
1 fifth of bacardi white rum
1 2-liter bottle of diet sprite
1 1-liter bottle of club soda

remove the mint from the stems, discard any discolored leaves and put in the bottom of a large punchbowl. slice three limes into slices or small wedges and toss them in top of the mint. juice the other three limes into the bowl. using a large spoon or a potato masher, crush the mint, juice and limes together to release the flavor of the mint. when you are ready to serve, take the frozen limeade mix from the freezer and add it to the bowl, crushing it into a slush with the spoon or potato masher. add the rum, the sprite and the club soda and stir well. make sure you have a designated driver and ENJOY!!

you can add strawberries or raspberries for a twist if you’d like. and if you want to make it non-alcoholic (who would want to do that?), use 1-2 liters of ginger ale in place of the rum.

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Jun 21 2008

Thank you Craig and MacKenzie!

Published by Bridge under blogging pals, bridge

Remember me saying I won a blog giveaway? I actually won TWO. I feel like such a winner. Anyways, I recieved this yesterday in the mail. It is from the first blog giveaway that I won. Thank you Blond Republicans!

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You should all go and check out their blog. They are fellow members of the Cache Valley Illuminati and I love going to lunch with them.

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Jun 16 2008

Bridge, and the French connection…

Published by Bridge under bridge

It is pretty simple actually. My mom is French.

Okay Okay!!! I’ll explain more.

A billion years ago(my dad would kill me if he read that) two people were born. One in Cache Valley, Utah. One in Paris, France. One of those two locations is much cooler than the other. I’ll give you a hint… the cool place is NOT where I currently live.

Fast forward around 25+ years and you will see the same two people in a bar in ITALY. The guy, from Cache Valley, was stationed there during Vietnam, and the girl, from Paris, was there on vacation. Now the specifics here were never explained to me. I am guessing they both got drunk and decided to get laid. Try to get THAT story out of my parents. In 32 years I still can’t get them to tell me anything. Go figure. Let’s just say that he didn’t speak French and she didn’t speak English. /coughs Everyone always mentions the language of love… we all KNOW what that means.

Anyways, they ended up getting married sometime after that in Naples, Italy. I know it wasn’t immediate. Somewhere between 6 months and a year I believe. They then lived in Italy for a few years and then they moved to Seville, Spain. After a few years there I was born. Six years after they were married.

So I have tri-citizenship.

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Jun 13 2008

Happy Friday

Published by Al under al, humor

No dancing 80s hair (wasn’t that a little scary?), no Star Wars tribute, no shitty trumpet. Just two dudes from New Zealand singing about sex.

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Jun 12 2008

Customer Service

Published by Bridge under bridge

I went into a local retail store today. Let’s call it TJ Maxx. Usually when I go to this store my kids run to the back in the discount toy section and look at toys. I sometimes buy them these toys. Sometimes they buy them with their own allowance. My kids browse their section and I browse mine. I start at clothing, then go to shoes, then go to house wares. My kids know where I will be as I never deviate from this path. They just walk it in reverse until they find me. We are usually in this store for only 5 minutes. I also buy most of my clothes there. When I actually shop, I have them come back and walk with me. When I am quickly browsing I have no problem letting them run ahead of me.

Today my shopping experience was different.

Today an employee told my kids they could not be in the toy section without their mom. Not only that, she told it to them in a rude mean manner.

WTF!!!

So I decide to go see what was up.

By the toy section in this store are the kid’s clothes sections. I decided to stand one row away and listen to what she would say to them. Once again she told them they couldn’t be there, and she wasn’t nice. Then she turned around to another kid in the section and got mad at them too. This kid’s mom was also nearby.

This is when I stepped in.

I flat out told her she did NOT have the right to tell my children where they could and could not go. That if I allowed them to come to the toy section they totally could. This is when she got mad back at me and told me it was store policy. “Oh really?” I asked. “I’ll just go ask your manager about that.”

So I did.

There was NO store policy against kids being in the toy section without their parents.

Then I pointed out to the manager that in Utah there is no actual age limit for when kids can be left alone. If I actually wanted to, I could have my 8 year old son babysit my 6 year old daughter.

This is when he started to stammer and make excuses for his employee.

I just stared.

He mentioned then that kids are always ripping packages open and throwing stuff everywhere. I informed him that my kids were NOT doing that, and that if they were she could have asked them to stop that action.

He then looked at me and told me that I was right. He apologized for his employee’s rude behavior, and he told me he would talk to her about it.

That is all I wanted.

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Jun 11 2008

Heading to Moab

Published by Al under al

yes, you read correctly. Al is headed to Moab. Seems as though JEB has to go for some work stuff, they’re being EXTRA nice because it’s saving them a shit ton of money and I’m tagging along. I figure, wtf?, I can sit by a pool, drinking a beer, with the foot up. Right?

Maybe a short hike through Arches. Oh. I’ll post pictures alright.

And, thanks for asking, the ankle still hurts like a mutha, but I’m walking and now have an awesome excuse to only wear flip-flops, tevas or chacos to work. Can’t beat it!

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Jun 11 2008

witchcraft secrets delivered to your inbox

Published by jess under humor, jess

i’ve seen this particular email more than once…and when i was going through spam the other day making sure it was ALL spam, i found it again. i was somewhat gleeful, because i want to share it with you. i don’t know *why* it tickles my funny bone so, but it does. it’s just…funny. i’m just going to copy and paste…i haven’t changed anything, with the exception of removing the links.

“Old Witchcraft Secrets”

“Old Witchcraft Secrets” will show you in detail, how you can cast powerful spells, to make your wildest dreams come true.

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It’s NOT your fault that your spells and rituals aren’t turning out like you want… YET.

The truth is… you’ve been misled by self-proclaimed powerful wizards and witches… and the truth is that 99% of these ‘professionals’ are DEAD WRONG!

In fact, a lot of what they say will actually diminish your powers.

They don’t want you to know the right way to cast spells because if you did, you’d never need
them again and they would lose their power!

You cannot invent ‘new’ spells like you cannot invent a new tree. Everything is old. But not everything is known in the right way.

Get 3 Spells just for visiting our site

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As you know, many witches and wizards are FURIOUS about this. Why?

Because it reveals the true forgotten secrets of witchcraft. Secrets more powerful than what they can do through their very expensive services…

Soon, everybody will be able to do this at home, more effectively, cheaper and faster….

You’ve seen some ridiculous prices on the internet for getting a spell done. It’s obvious they are
getting rich off of normal people and their problems…

Once you know their secrets, you won’t need to give them your money!

I’ve personally tested this information, and some of the old forgotten stuff is mind blowing: it’s accurate, effective and quite easy to do.

Discover The Most Powerful Spells and Secrets

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are there people out there who really believe this stuff exists outside the world of harry, hermione and ron? i mean REALLY?

oh, and a shout out to jefe von hefenstein for the video from the other day. he demands credit for sharing it with me…which led me to share it with you.

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