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Jan 31 2008

weatherman says: snow, snow and MORE SNOW

Published by jess under jess

i love where i live, but man this weather can effing SUCK IT. and suck it hard.

it’s a blizzard outside right now. we’re supposed to get 4-8 inches of snow out of this storm, then another buttload of snow over the weekend.

snow is great for our economy, it’s great for the water levels in the summer, it’s great all around. i get it.

but can it snow somewhere besides HERE? i mean REALLY.

p.s. paul, i love you and thanks for shoveling all the snow. i’d die without you. well i wouldn’t die, but i’d be cranky as hell. i’ll get you a snowblower next year…and it’ll probably not snow at ALL next winter. kinda like washing the car on a sunny day, only to have the heavens open up and unleash 647 kazillion gallons of the dirtiest water ever seen onto the earth…and all over your freshly washed car.

p.s.s. so much for me giving up the sarcasm, mackenzie.

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Jan 31 2008

Nan has a blog!

Published by Bridge under bridge

You hear that right! One of our dear friends and readers created her own blog.

You can see her blog here.

Go give her some comment love!

(Yes, a funny picture of me and Nan… in case you missed it the first time it was posted.)

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Free Willy 2: The Adventure Home release

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Jan 30 2008

Why getting the mail can be fun…

Published by Bridge under bridge

Do you all remember the blog giveaway I won on The Over-Thinker’s site? I won a book called The Gallery of Regrettable Food. Yes the food is regrettable. Yes the commentary is FUNNY. I just started reading it, so I will have to let you know my favorite parts on another blog post.

By the cover you can tell you’re in trouble. The fake smile… the jello salad on lettuce… yeah.

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Nothing screams delicious like a jello salad with cucumbers and eggs! I want seconds please!

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Hotdogs as a garnish? What a great idea! You know they ARE almost meat. I think I’ll make this eat-me-now dish at my next BBQ. Hopefully I’ll still have friends afterwards.

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Now let me tell you how COOl the Over-Thinker is. She is not only cool, but thoughtful. Look at this cool postcard she sent us. I don’t think we have ever looked better. Notice my nice stand that is holding the photo. Yum beer… It goes well with jello salad, eggs and cucumbers.

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She also sent a personal card. One that is adorable. One that shouts to me that I am inadequate because no card would ever look that cute if I made it. I love it. It’s so bright and cheerful. Plus a HANDWRITTEN personal note. It even uses the word FORCE just for me. HEHE. I erased her name in case you were wondering.

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So thank you Over-Thinker! I’ll be reading this book over the next few weeks and I know I will be laughing. I will make sure to pass it on to Jess and Al so they can share in the fun.

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Jan 29 2008

Magic Kingdom… is it really magical?

Published by Bridge under bridge, kids

(Here is a picture of the entire crew… all except my son who was taking the picture.)

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Why is the Magic Kingdom magical? It gets rid of your money for you fast. Everything in that place is expensive. Really expensive. I once watched a documentary on Disney and how they pumped the smell of popcorn out onto Main Street USA to get people to want to buy some. Well guess what? It works. Within 50 feet of entering the park my kids asked for cotton candy and popcorn. They didn’t get any. I am not about to stand in line for cotton candy when there are rides to ride. Plus, who really needs cotton candy? Don’t worry about my kids… I am NOT a terrible mom. They did get ice cream later that day.

(This is what WARM looks like.)

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The Bibidy Bobbidi Boutique is a relatively new thing at Disney. I bet you are probably wondering what this is. You can take your daughter for a makeover in the Cinderella castle. Sounds great right? It costs somewhere between $44 and $179 dollars. Your daughter gets her hair done, her nails painted, some glitter put on her face, and then she picks out a princess dress if you pick out the biggest package. She totally gets to be a princess for the day. You totally get to show everyone in the park you have money to blow. I can’t even tell you how many girls were walking around that had been to the Boutique. I know I counted 20 while standing in one line. Even though it was my daughter’s birthday I was not going to pay that much for it. If she really wanted a dress I would have bought her one. I would have even done her hair. What a great piece of marketing. They are making a killing off of it.

(Don’t you love the hats? We received these for free for being in the right place at the right time. My husband wore his all day. What a good sport!)

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Rides worth mentioning…

Space Mountain: The rollercoaster in the dark. Much scarier than the one in California. Thankfully we had my daughter wear her Heely’s. If not she would have been too short. The height requirement in Florida is much higher than in California. Space Mountain was my daughter’s favorite ride in California. Her life would have been ruined if she couldn’t ride it in Florida.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Much better in California. Although still alright to go on.

Haunted Mansion: The same in both locations. I always love going on this one. I need more ghosts at my house anyways.

Big Thunder Railroad: OMG the line on this think was LONG. SO FREAKING LONG! After going on this ride we started saying that “it looks like a Big Thunder line” to know we would pass on the ride. I think we were in line for well over an hour. If only the sign outside didn’t say it should only take 30 minutes. Liars! Now, this ride was WORTH it. Much better and longer than the California one.

(Waiting in line for Minnie was a “Big Thunder” line. The things we do for our kids.)

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(Here are a few cute pictures of me and my son.)

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We watched a few parades and went on a few other rides. Some of the rides we went on multiple times. The Buzz Lightyear ride was one of these rides. You shoot Zurg targets while riding in your “space ship.” I could never beat my husband or my father’s score. I am just glad I beat my sons. /whew

My kids loved the Magic Kingdom in Florida. What kid wouldn’t? I tell you the truth… I loved it too! There is something about it that brings the kid back out in you.

(If only Zurg would have kept them…)
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Jan 29 2008

Pickleville Playhouse

Published by Bridge under bridge

The other day I got to go to Pickleville Playhouse to see the musical Thoroughly Modern Millie. My friend Loralle has the part of Muzzy and did just amazing. Every time I hear her sing I cry. This time was NO exception.

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For anyone in the Northern Utah area… you should go see this musical. The entire cast did a great job and I was even more pleased with it than I thought I would be.

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Jan 29 2008

My friend Camille needs help for her family…

Published by Bridge under bridge

My friend Camille (and my reader Kyle’s girlfriend) sent me an email this week asking for help for her family. It is for her brothers mother-in-law. For anyone that has an extra few bucks lying around please read this email and go to the website listed below. The last time I did this here on the blog I was able to help my brother-in-laws children get the cough assist machine. The internet is amazing. My friends and readers are amazing too!

Help if you can, and if not feel free to pass on the information.

Thanks again!

Bridge

(Please ignore the fact I am wearing a santa hat… thanks /wink)
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Will is my brother and the email that I am forwarding is from him. His wife Sophie, and her mom are sweet wonderful people who deserve everything and I would suck as a human being if I didn’t try to spread the word about their cry for help.

If you think that there is room on a sideblog for her donation link that would be great. If not, I totally understand, I would rather feel like a dumbass for popping up out of nowhere and asking than actually being a dumbass by not do everything I can.

Camille

Dear Everyone I Know,

I am writing to ask for your help. My mother-in-law has been diagnosed with a serious form of cancer. Unfortunately, her oncologists in Ukraine have exhausted their options and don’t have the means to help her at this point.

My wife, Sophia, and I are organizing a fundraising effort to bring her to Swedish Hospital Cancer Institute in Seattle where the doctors, after reviewing her records, have said that they can offer treatment which may prove essential to prolonging her life.

We have created a website which explains her story and accepts secure donations. I am asking you to HELP SPREAD THE WORD and, if possible, make a donation for my mother-in-law’s treatment. Small donations from a lot of people can help save her life. Please tell as many people as you can right away. Every day counts!

http://HelpSvetlana.org

Thank you very much for your attention.

Sincerely,
Will (and Sophia) Wilson

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Jan 29 2008

it's our day!

Published by jess under jess

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i’m getting married today…and i could NOT be more excited, more thrilled or any happier than i am today. i am marrying my best friend…and i know that not everyone can say that as they head to the altar.

for the past several weeks, i’ve had to endure comments like this: (and if you see something YOU said, please don’t take offense…it’s just been said by others, too…)

1. you’re getting married on leap day? why would you do that? Roxanne on dvd
why not?
2. will you only celebrate every four years? OR…wow, in 12 years you will have really only been married for three…
um, no. do you think i’m stupid? we’ll still celebrate every year, it will just be on feb. 28 or mar. 1. just b/c there is only a real feb. 29 every four years, doesn’t mean an ENTIRE YEAR HASN’T GONE BY - DUH!!
3. are you nervous?
no. i’ve been married once before and so i know how it feels to get married. and so many people have asked me this that THEY are making ME nervous. QUIT ASKING. I AM NOT NERVOUS. lol.
4. this is it. no more sex for you. your life is over.
if this is true for your marriage, i’m really sorry, because nothing could be further from the truth with paul and i.
5. do you think he’ll change his mind?
absolutely not. we made this choice together.
6. how cute! getting married on february 29!!!
i know! let’s go play with ponies and eat some cotton candy!!! can you STAND IT???? squueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
7. is this so he can remember your anniversary?
absolutely. no…do you think i’m honestly dumb enough to let him forget? this is why our relationship is successful…i’d never set him up for failure like that. i’ll remind him, i promise. with lists of gift ideas and maybe even circled gifts in a catalog. ;)

the single biggest reason i’m not nervous is because i know - without a doubt - that we’ve made the right choice. paul is my best friend…my better half… he makes we want to be a better person - someone he can be proud to claim as his woman. he’s my confidante, he’s my caretaker, he’s my rock when i have an awful day. he’s my biggest cheerleader (sans the pom poms and short skirt - but wouldn’t that be funny??) when i experience success. when i get into a self-defeating mode, he shakes me by the shoulders (figuratively) in an attempt to get me back on track. and often that’s just the wakeup call i need. (hello, jess? this is paul. quit acting like a nincompoop - do you think i would love a nincompoop???)

so here i go…i’m off to scamper down the aisle…to meet my best friend at the altar…the handsomest man on earth…to join our families together forever.

i’m the luckiest girl in the whole damn world. :D

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