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Oct 31 2007

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Published by Bridge under bridge

I just want to be the first to wish you a Happy Halloween. I will update later with pictures of Halloween costumes and an approximate amount of loot acquired.

/sigh

I hate when my kids have this much candy. I am the anti-sugar mom and it is hard for me on Halloween. If my son behaved better on sugar it would be another story.

/sighs again

I will be a vampire.
My husband will be a mummy.
My son will be the Grim Reaper.
My daughter will be a witch.

I really should have went as the witch because I am a bit#@. HEHE

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Oct 30 2007

6 and 1 baby! 6 and 1!!!

Published by Al under al

YEAAAAHHHHHH BABY!

For those of you who missed the ass-kicking game between the Packers and the Broncos last night, you may bask in my glory!

That’s right! No. 4 really came through for his fans this week, and thus far this season. It’s been many a moon since the Pack were 6-1 and I revel in it. Especially since da fucking Bears are falling waaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy behind in the NFC North.

I can live this field week to the fullest.

Until next week.

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Oct 30 2007

you’re only as good as your last gig

Published by jess under humor, jess

that’s right guitar hero loverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs! guitar hero III is out…and it’s LIVE at my house!

it was released on monday and i am sure that we got, like, the FIRST copy off the shelves. i was rocking out all day to great rock songs from bands you know and love, including muse (YEAH!), white zombie, poison, guns n’ roses, rage against the machine and pearl jam. there are probably many, many more, but i’ve only gotten to level seven, so i’ve got more songs to unlock still. there is nothing cooler than pretending that i am a much better looking version of slash in my own living room. oh…since you are up, will you grab me a beer? thanks. i’ll take a miller lite.

sorry, family. no dishes will be washed. no laundry will be folded. no dinner will be cooked. you are lucky if i flush the toilet. (ok, that’s pushing it) i have some guitar hero to play!!! use a plastic bowl and spoon. throw it in the dryer for 5 minutes. pour a bowl of cereal. and flush the toilet. BWAHHHHAHAAAHA. and give three cheers for UEA weekend!

now…for a little housekeeping from the house of jess. miller is doing great. he can walk. he can get in the litter box ALL BY HIMSELF (this is big, very big). his vet bills were less than $160…which is FAR less than i had expected. he tried to attack the guitar notes on the tv tonight, and THAT, my friends, is a very good sign.

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Oct 28 2007

ahhh…first grade

Published by jess under jess, kids

sing with me. you know you want to…

here’s the words…and you sing it to the tune of the addam’s family theme:

there’s sunday and there’s monday
there’s tuesday and there’s wednesday
there’s thursday and there’s friday
and then there’s saturday

days of the week *snap, snap*
days of the week *snap, snap*
days of the week days of the week days of the week *snap snap*

thanks to jenna and her dear heart, i sing this song no less than once a day.

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Oct 26 2007

the plight of a kitten

Published by jess under jess

yesterday paul called me in a panic. he had just returned home from walking chewy, our boxer dog. he could hear another dog barking in the yard next door, and that was followed by a cat screaming and howling. it sounded like our little cat, miller, so paul ran over to the fence where he could see miller laying on the ground, clawing desperately at this big dog’s face. paul yelled out to the dog…and the dog grabbed miller by the stomach, shaking him violently side to side. paul dropped our dog’s leash and ran over to our little cat’s rescue. the dog threw miller off to the side and ran away.

miller tried to get up and walk, but his hind leg appeared to be broken. when paul got to him, he was covered in dog slobber, leaves, grass and cat poo. he was so scared he had shit himself.

if you hate cats, i don’t want to hear your comments. i don’t want to hear things like, “it’s JUST a cat,” or “who cares that much about a cat,” or “cats are worthless.” you are wrong and you will be judged for your cat hatred later by a higher power. the fact of the matter is that paul and i LOVE this cat. he’s got long silky hair, he’s got a great little cat attitude and he gets along so well with our boxer dog. he’s a very good companion and we love him dearly.

paul got to miller and picked him up gently. he could see that the skin on miller’s stomach had been ripped open, but there was no blood and his guts weren’t hanging out. he could just see the sac that the guts are encased in on the inside of his little cat body. he called me to let me know what was going on so i could call a vet.

i called the vet and they asked us to bring him in right away. paul had to wrestle with miller to get him into the cat carrier, because even with his gut hanging open, he was NOT getting in that thing.

i called the sheriff’s department and reported the issue. even though this dog has killed other cats (i’ve heard from my neighbors, but it’s not proven), this is the first report they’ve had about this dog. the owner must get the dog tested for rabies and quarantine him for 10 days. i’m sure he’s upset with us, but he’s not the one holding a very expensive vet bill (i don’t know what the final damages are just yet…stay tuned for an update).

the vet called me last night when he was done operating on miller and let me know that he was doing well, but still sleeping and that we could pick him up sometime today.

here’s the ONLY funny part about this story: i had paul ask the vet if he could neuter the little guy, as we were going to have to pay for anesthesia anyway. poor miller. he got attacked by a huge dog and had his “boys” removed all in one day. now THAT’S a cat diary i’d really like to read.

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Oct 24 2007

Would you like to know your fortune?

Published by Bridge under bridge

I went to lunch with Jess today. I’ve missed Jess. She has been working and stuff… a lot. (Notice her lack of posting?)
Back to the post…

We went to a Chinese restaurant called the Mandarin Garden. Yum… Now Jess and I like similar things. Oddly enough we had:

• Water

• Broccoli & Beef - Extra Spicy

• Egg Roll

• Sweet & Sour Soup

We are TWINS! Not really, but it was fun telling the waitress that I would have the same after every question.

Now… for our fortunes…

Jess: A GREAT DAY LIES AHEAD IN THE NOT TOO DISTANT FUTURE 01 08 13 20 25 37
BRIDGE: LUCK WILL BE YOURS WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT ??????????

I get no lucky numbers? What a crock! I least expect to win the lottery so everyone cross your fingers.

/crosses fingers

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Oct 20 2007

Another day

Published by Al under al, kids

another mediocre, boring day of being self-sufficient. Riddle me this BatGirls and BatBoys, why doesn’t my cat ever take care of me? Seriously. I get up in the morning and the first thing he wants is food. To make matters worse, he acts like I don’t have to piss like a racehorse and gets upset if I attempt to relieve ye ole bladder before getting him his breakfast.

What kind of crap is that? This guy should be making me coffee and warming up the shower water for me for all the nice things I do for him. I let him play outside all day. I enable his uncontrollable eating. I move around him while sleeping so I don’t disturb him. I don’t put him in any sort of cage or board him in a place where they will.

NOOOOO. I’m way too nice for this guy. And what do I get in return? A little bit of attention here. A little bit of attention there. All on his time. What he wants, when he wants it. I even feel guilty about going out of town for the next month and having neighbors (whom he’s got convinced that he’s starving, for both food and attention) take care of him.

Can we say “Sucker?” Because that’s what I am. A sucker. He’s got me trained. And I take it.
Ruido

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