Jan
31
2007
Here it is at 12:22 in the freaking morning and I am posting. What I really should be doing is sleeping. Duh.
Look at this picture… doesn’t it scream sleep to you. That is water splashed on my face to wake me up. Did it? Nope. /sigh.
One of my New Years Resolutions this year was to get more sleep. I am not really following this one. Maybe I’ll start tomorrow. Maybe.
Ok… this is the lames post ever. I do have an excuse though… look at that picture. Look at the bags under my eyes. I’ll post about my lovely weekend tomorrow. For now I will go right to bed.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Jan
30
2007
.!.
Last night I went to a place called Little Bear Bottoms.
My kids loved it.
They hay ride was corny. (Not meant as a pun.) It would in no way scare an adult, but the kids just loved it. The driver tells scary stories. Then you drive through the haunted barn and through corn fields. You see lots of scarecrows. Some of the scarecrows moved. The driver continually pull kids from the ride and have them volunteer. These kids get scared.
The corn maze was small. Even the big corn maze. I was alright with that. I didn’t want to stay for a long time. Just long enough to get lost and then find our way out. Fun.
When I was making my kids get ready they decided to invite the neighbor kids. They did this without asking me. So my husband and I took 5 kids, 2 grandparents, one friend, and ourselves. I know that all the kids had fun, and it wasn’t as hard as it may sound.
Would I recommend this place?
Only if you really don’t want to get scared, if you just want to try something new, or if you have small children with you.
Jan
30
2007
.!.
i’ve really enjoyed the challenge to post every day in the month of november. for the rest of you participating in NaBloPoMo, i’m aware that you don’t have the luxury of sharing posting responsibility with two bloggings pals like i do.
with that said, i’m so effing glad this is OVER. it’s been somewhat stressful making sure we have a post for every single day, including WEEKENDS!! (insert horror film music here) you see, i’m kinda anti-internet on the weekends. i don’t like to sit on a computer on my days off, because i use a computer all day long at my job.
because of this project, i’ve stumbled across blogs i may not have otherwise found. to see what blogs i recommend, check out our blogroll. the list IS long and i’m sorry for that, but i don’t want anyone to feel left out. i’ll keep reading your blog from now on and i’m grateful NaBloPoMo introduced ME to YOU. and if i’ve forgotten you…let me know. it’s possible i just spaced it off.
with that said, i may need to take the entire month of december off to recuperate. posting MAY be light. 
Jan
29
2007
.!.
.!.
I decided to look at this blog today. I’ve been really busy this week and haven’t been on as much as I would have liked. I opened up the page. Looked from left to right…
/gasp
We had an advertisement about getting rid of cat urine. I can only thank Jess for this one. LOL
Anyways, I just thought I would share.
Go cat urine! Or at least lack of. HAHA
Jan
29
2007
i think i speak for everyone in America, and i do mean everyone, when i say i was deeply, deeply saddened by the recent news about Barbaro, Horse Hero of the United States. men, women, people of all colors, wiccans, gays, trailer park residents and celebrities alike mourned the loss of this beautiful horse after his tragic story came to a close just 48 hours ago. may his Horsey Soul rest in peace.
now, on to MUCH more important news, like what dress will beyonce be wearing to the oscars? will ellen wear pants to host the show? i predict that YES, she will wear pants!
and HERE is the proof you have been waiting for. cats DO sleep on babies and they DO suffocate them. CATS ARE EVIL.
this picture just makes me LAUGH! isn’t she just the prettiest little kitty???
Jan
29
2007
.!.
Once again Jeffy tagged not one, but THREE of us to come up with 7 things about ourselves that most people don’t know.
You probably all know this by now… 7 things about Bridge
1. I hate unloading the dishwasher. I have no problem loading it, but absolutely hate unloading it. This would explain why my husband now hates unloading the dishwasher.
2. I have nightmares all the time. I once heard that Stephen King writes stories based on dreams he has. My dreams could rival his.
3. I just made an offer on a commercial building last night. /gasps. Yes, a real offer. I think I need to faint.
4. I am afraid I will not succeed.
5. Um, I want to buy a storm trooper costume and become a member of the 501st brigade. Yep, I am a geek.
6. I will totally steal Al’s life-sized cardboard cut out of Darth Vader next time I visit her. I figured she stole it first anyways. Why not? I’ll call it Opperation I Am Your Father, or OIAYF for short. Whatever that means. LOL.
7. I’ve been shot at and shot in my life. I hate guns.
There you go! I hope you learned something.
Jan
29
2007
.!.
True story…
This is an actual conversation that happened tonight between my kids and my husband while I was watching Heroes. A few words may have been changed, but the general idea is still there. I had my husband look over this to verify its authenticity.
Daughter: “Dad, is it alright if mommy has a boyfriend?”
Dad: “Your mommy has a boyfriend?”
Daughter: “Yeah, is that alright?”
Dad: “Um, who is your mommy’s boyfriend?”
Daughter & Son: “We don’t know his name.”
Dad: “Is he on T.V?”
Daughter & Son: “Yeah.”
Dad: “Is he Brad Pitt?”
Daughter & Son: “Yeah!”
Son: “Is he cool?”
Dad: “Yeah, he is cool.”
Son: “Is he cooler than you?”
Dad: “No, I am WAY cooler than Brad Pitt.”
Son: “What makes you cool? Do trophies make you cool?”
Dad: “Yeah, some trophies make you cool.”
Son: “Do sports trophies make you cool?”
Dad: “Yeah, they do.”
Daughter: “Well mom said we could buy trophies at Al’s for $4.”
Dad: “Well you have to EARN your trophy’s to be cool.”
Son: “What makes you cool? Being rich?
Daughter: “Being cute?
Dad: “Yeah, those things can make you cool.”
Daughter: “Does being on T.V. make you cool?”
Dad: “No that doesn’t make you cool.”
Daughter: “Well Hanna Montana and Zack and Cody are cool.”
Dad: “Your mom and dad know lots of people on T.V. Our friend Bryan is a chef on T.V.” And your mom knows Tom and Ryan who are on the radio.”
Daughter and Son: “Yeah, but they are only in Logan, so they are not cool. California people are WAY cooler.”
Dad: “The thing that makes you the most cool is if you do something you like, you are really good at it, and you can make money doing it.”
Son: “Well then dad that makes you cool.”
Dad: “Yes, I like computers, I make alright money… and that makes me WAY cooler than Brad Pitt.”
I guess they then went on to talk about my job and how I love what I do. They were happy that both of their parents are happy with their jobs. I would like to apologize at this time to both Tom and Ryan from KVNU. My kids apparently do not think you are cool since you are on the radio only in Logan. I am sorry.
I love the things kids say.Young Sherlock Holmes release
